Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: "Alaina needs special connections" Maybe I can get into the CIA.

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: I guess "Alaina looks likes she has the world in her hands".... So that's what they're calling it nowadays.

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Alaina says merry christmas. I wish I could right now...

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: "Alaina wants a sucker" or a lollipop... or just Twizlers.

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: "Alaina does a slowed-down take on a Spiral Staircase" I always knew I was fabulous!

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: okays... I got two different odd ones.. and I want to say something about both of them. "Alaina hates your guts." Of course, I do. You're a dick. I mean.. just kidding... I also got "I hate nerds." ironic?

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: "Alaina asks for suggestions" I would. Any pointers? My skills have been fading.

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Alaina goes crazy... I knew that...

Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
A "Alaina likes to collect stalkers." What?!?! I am the stalker!

Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
A: Alaina eats well... yeah flipping right.

Q: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search:
A: "Alaina, a lavender sparkle-fur bear, wears a purple-sparkle, satin-lined crown and holds a "princess" pillow-with purple-sparkle trim." I think I'm going to vomit.

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: I guess I was arrested for drunk-driving in Nashville, when I'm under-age and haven't been to Nashville in years.